Thursday, February 26, 2009

Governmentium

A major research institution in Mumbai, India, has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element not yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Governmentium".

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. You will know it when you see it.

6 comments:

workhard said...

Hey, thats an interesting post, and thats new terminology

Work from home

aaah...errr...ahem said...

made nice reading...keep going

regards

manish

bilatthipattanam said...

thats a good....
plz countinue ur writings...

Gurprriet said...

Hi Ranjith

When did you get out of Cyprus? Prague is such a wonderful place! Stay in touch!

Ranjith said...

almost a year ago Joy... Thanks for the comment... Stay in touch...

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